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I have a confession. I honestly didnβt think that Elon Musk and Grimes was a real thing. I saw a few posts about them spread out over a couple years but they read no differently than other shitposts on my dashboard so I just kinda unconsciously assumed it was a joke. I was like βhaha thereβs no way one of the richest dudes ever in the world has a weird anime icon girlfriend who blasts people on Twitter if they donβt like himβ. Like the setup was too comedic
But apparently this is a real thing that happened
and thatβs. Wow.
them breaking up 3 weeks after i made this post is actually so funny that my brain is struggling to process it
If the people of Forks made memes:
Edit: yes there is a typo here, pls stop mentioning it
This took so fucking long to make, but please do enjoy
World Population : 7,810,521,683
just in case somebody start feelin too important
7,810,521,682 and me
This is my absolute favorite post ever i even saved the image on my laptop under the name of “and me” in a special folder with nothing but this image
haunted dolls are cool not scary like bro there's a friend in there
I don't have a haunted doll, but my house has been very haunted ever since I was little. So when I hear a cabinet open I'm just desensitized and I'm like "Please close that, thank you" And sometimes they do, sometimes they don't, and when they don't I'm just casually like "rude". Or when something moves or disappears, I'm like " Don't be touching my belongings please I worked for those, you didn't. I need that thing." And I've had friends witness cups just move across my counter or doors and cabinets open and close and they're astounded when I casually and calmly say "Please close that" Or "Don't you be touching stuff over there" Unfazed and they're always terrified and like "wtf" And my answer is always "They're just people, they were alive once, they know what's up, chill"
BRO WHAT
You heard them, be nice to the ghosts
I once counted to ten with the poltergeist of a young girl and told her that if I reached it she’d be in a time out. She stopped at 8.
The thing you have to remember about spirits is, whatever their reasons for hanging out instead of moving on, you’re the corporeal one. You’re the one who belongs here and is grounded here. They’re not the boss of you. My late wife taught me this.
... Before she died. Before she died.